tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post1195018164293785100..comments2023-10-05T17:02:09.397+03:00Comments on Parerea Mea - Drakudemine: Cel mai bun banc din lumeAdrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-1063196829139481062010-07-17T00:50:29.239+03:002010-07-17T00:50:29.239+03:00aruncati un ochi pe bancu ista :)))
Un tip cu o ...aruncati un ochi pe bancu ista :)))<br /><br /><br />Un tip cu o maimuta intra intr-un bar. Se duce omul la bar si comanda o bere. Maimuta incepe sa sara de colo colo si baga in gura tot ce gaseste: mananca maslinele si ciresele de pe bar, sare pe masa de biliard si inghite bila 8. Barmanul stupefiat, il intreaba pe tip ce-i cu maimuta. Acesta ii raspunde:<br />- Stai linistit, e maimuta mea, asaMarmotanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-6690059704513374892010-06-28T11:04:27.192+03:002010-06-28T11:04:27.192+03:00Se tot gandesc tiganii ce steag sa-si puna ca toat...Se tot gandesc tiganii ce steag sa-si puna ca toate statele au un steag da ei nu.<br />Intr-un final reusesc sa-l faca. <br />Toti tiganii se aduna ca sa auda ce s-a pus pe steag :<br />Vine seful lor si le zice:<br />-L-am format din trei parti: <br />sus am pus o cioara, ca asta ni natia;<br />la mijloc am pus o vioara, ca asta ni vocatia;<br />iar jos am pus un cacat, ca asta-i situatia.alinutz199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-87085277622746694402010-06-28T10:56:58.890+03:002010-06-28T10:56:58.890+03:00Tari bancuri... va zic si eu cateva :
Merg pentru...Tari bancuri... va zic si eu cateva :<br /><br />Merg pentru prima data americanii pe luna si acolo gasesc un om. Il intreaba:<br />- Cum te numesti?<br />- Ion.<br />- Da' de unde esti?<br />- Din Sibiu.<br />- Si cu ce-ai venit aici pe luna?<br />- Cu branza.<br /><br />Merge un american, un francez si un roman la un concurs de injuraturi. Urca americanu pe scena si injura si-njura si tot alinutz199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-67685354884926425432010-04-30T09:05:43.943+03:002010-04-30T09:05:43.943+03:00ala cu maimuta il stiam da la cu vanatorii...habar...ala cu maimuta il stiam da la cu vanatorii...habar n'aveam:))))))))))))))))))))))<br />andreisblogro.blogspot.comAndreihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08583150438739395450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-40066725246138259232008-02-19T21:09:00.000+02:002008-02-19T21:09:00.000+02:00faine bancurifaine bancuriAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-51001360031198351262007-09-05T13:11:00.000+03:002007-09-05T13:11:00.000+03:00si mie mi-au placut, si astea ale puisoruluisi mie mi-au placut, si astea ale puisoruluiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-20693341041366807952007-09-05T00:42:00.000+03:002007-09-05T00:42:00.000+03:00la vanatoare rupe.. dar si cel englez e tare "phun...la vanatoare rupe.. dar si cel englez e tare "phun"sNaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10966319999722263156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-38879014627104746622007-09-04T11:37:00.000+03:002007-09-04T11:37:00.000+03:00da, imi plac bancurile astea :Pda, imi plac bancurile astea :PAdrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-82117777365290792272007-09-03T17:34:00.000+03:002007-09-03T17:34:00.000+03:00Am aflat azi vreo doua bancuri.O blonda se trezest...Am aflat azi vreo doua bancuri.<BR/><BR/>O blonda se trezeste intr-o dimineata cuprinsa de sudori. Dupa cateva minute, sudorii isi iau echipamentul si pleaca.<BR/><BR/>In tramvai, un pitic si-o blonda. Tramvaiul oprese, iar piticul o intreaba pe femeie: "Te dai jos?", "Da, ma dau jos!", raspunde blonda zambind. "Dar cu ce te dai, ca tare bine miroase?..."<BR/><BR/>Ion si Gheorghe. Ion: "Cum se Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7622519916349314164.post-22453769859800065142007-09-02T13:42:00.000+03:002007-09-02T13:42:00.000+03:00clar....englezii dau mucul...:))...hilar!!clar....englezii dau mucul...:))...hilar!!Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07792191976056774057noreply@blogger.com